Sunday, July 31, 2011

I am almost exactly like Robert Downey Jr.

Actual conversation that happened today:

Me: *instructing Andrew on proper crappy tomato soup preparation* you should know how to do this because someday...

Andrew: ...you might be sick and want tomato soup?

Me: well...that too.  But no, someday our children who have more enlightened taste than you and will want some tomato soup.

Andrew: well, if they like tomatoes we may have to just off them for being defective.

Me: Well I think you need to be a little nicer!  And a little less of a jerk!

Andrew: *pointing a spatula at my face* well I think...

Me: Get that out of my face!

Andrew: It's not in your face, it's in my hand.

Me: Well get what's in your hand out of my face.

Both of us: *bust up laughing*

To be honest, I'm not sure which of us is Sherlock and which is Watson.